Attention all Americans!
Please take a moment out of your very busy schedules to answer this very important question: is your Halloween costume politically correct enough?
If not, who you gonna call?
Luckily for college kids, a team of PC experts are standing by to “consult” with students about their costume choices.
“Unsure if your costume might be offensive?” asks a poster that’s been hung around campus at State University of New York at Geneseo.
“Don’t be afraid to ask questions.” The poster contains the phone numbers and e-mails of five (five!) campus officials that students can contact and discuss the very important issue of whether or not what they will dress up as to get drunk in will be advancing social-justice causes.
Wesleyan University has been hanging similar posters around the school — but with six (six!) numbers listed.
And then “We The Parents” wonder where all of our tuition dollars go….