ISIS Tells Extremists to Rent U-Hauls and Target Thanksgiving Parades


Unsurprisingly, ISIS is relying on lone wolf attackers to do its bidding. The terror group’s latest disgusting magazine instructs radicals to rent U-Hauls and use them to run over civilians at Thanksgiving parades.

PJ Media reports:

Following up on their October instructions for lone jihadists to conduct knife attacks, the Islamic State’s latest magazine offers tactical instructions on how to use a vehicle as a weapon to inflict the greatest damage. Their muse, of course, is Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel, who plowed a cargo truck through a crowd of Bastille Day revelers in Nice, France, this summer.

“Vehicles are like knives, as they are extremely easy to acquire. But unlike knives, which if found in one’s possession can be a cause for suspicion, vehicles arouse absolutely no doubts due to their widespread use throughout the world,” states the article in the third issue of Rumiyah, ISIS’ recently launched monthly English-language magazine, adding that cars are one of the “safest and easiest” weapons as well as “most successful in harvesting large numbers of the kuffar [disbelievers].”

ISIS encourages shying away from budget sedans and “off-roaders, SUVs, and four-wheel drive vehicles” that “lack the necessary attributes required for causing a blood bath” as “smaller vehicles lack the weight and wheel span required for crushing many victims.” They recommended trucks with double wheels for “giving victims less of a chance to escape being crushed by the vehicle’s tires.” Long semi trucks are discouraged because of the possibility of jack-knifing.

ISIS can try to strike fear into the heart of America, but it won’t work. We will keep showing up to Thanksgiving parades anyway. We will continue to travel, spend money, celebrate holidays, and live our lives in spite of terror threats, because that is the American way.