
In subtle yet poignant fashion, the Ted Cruz campaign team just won Christmas.
The only political infomercial you’ll want to watch over and over again features classics such as, “Frosty the Speaker of the House” and “Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer.”
And if Cruz’s daughter doesn’t completely steal your heart with her performance from “The Grinch Who Lost Her Emails,” you should probably check if the Grinch stole your heart this Christmas.
In fact, “If you are not completely satisfied with this collection of Cruz Christmas classics, you probably hate Christmas. And America.”